Chinese Monarchy, 2

Posted by Spandrell on

So we've seen that in the eternal conflict between the Chinese Emperor and his Bureaucracy, slowly the Emperor took power from the bureaucrats and into his own hands. As a result the Emperors ended up being extremely busy, having to handle all imperial business by themselves.

But the Chinese Emperors had quite extensive harems, and many of them sired dozens of children. All of which was necessary for the continuity of the dynasty of course. So what happened with all those Imperial Princes? Did the Monarch use his family to control the bureaucrats? Did he enlist their help to run the business of government? Let's see Yuan Tengfei's take on the issue:

[I translate 王 as prince, following common practice. For more details see Wikipedia.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do\_rnR09T\_c

Princes are MiserableIn Ancient China, the Emperor is boss. So the princes must be second in command. In today's soap operas, it's sorta the same way. If an actor can't get to play an emperor, well he can get to play a prince and enjoy it. All those Imperial Princes, very cool.But being a Prince was actually quite miserable. First I must correct an idea that most people have. Who get to be prince? In my classes I always asked my students: who gets to receive the title of Prince? And they always say: "the Emperor's relatives". Wrong. His uncle-in law can? His sister's son? No. They have to be from the inner family. That is, the same surname. Brother, uncle, son, brother's son, paternal cousin, can be princes.So after you get the title of Prince, you get an awesome life, right? There's an old saying in China: those unfortunate born at the imperial family. That's not being contrarian, that's not faking it, not the words of a rich fuck who's bored of eating seafood ad envies the simple food of the peasant. No, the author really meant it. Why?Everybody knows, when the First Emperor of Qin unified China, he wondered: why did the realm of the Zhou kings fall into disorder? Because he gave fiefs to all those nobles. I won't do that, I'll set provinces and commanderies, and I'll be the boss. I say the orders, and they'll go top-down I control the Chancellor, the Chancellor controls the governor, the governor controls the province chief the province chief controls village heads, everything top-down, my imperial policies will be implemented directly. Awesome idea.As a result, the First Emperor was too too good, but his son was no good, so the empire collapsed in 15 years. Then Liu Bang grabbed power. Liu Bang had no culture at all, born a country thug. Well he grabbed power and needed a conclusion: why did the Qing fall in 15 years? Liu Bang during the Qin Dynasty was a neighborhood patrol officer, running around with a small team walking around the streets. When the Emperor came out of the palace, he'll be ordered to keep peace, making people shout welcome and all that. That's what he was doing. So when he has to come up with the reason the Qin Empire fell, well he couldn't make a very fine analysis. So he got the wrong conclusion. He thought that it was precisely because the Qin Emperor had not given fiefs to his male relatives, so when the time came and people wanted to overthrew him, his brothers didn't have armies, so they couldn't go rescue him.That's why Liu Bang gave big fiefs to all his family. He made princes of all his sons and nephews, to protect him. "You're of my own blood, you can't go against me!" Well no, they won't go against you. But once you're dead, well then it's a different story. What when your son gets the throne? Just when the Emperor Wen got the throne, all these princes started to get upity. When the Emperor Jing got the throne, Liu Piu, prince of Wu rebelled. Liu Pi saw the Emperor and just didn't like him. Why the fuck do you get to be Emperor, huh? I'm your elder uncle. And yes, Liu Pi surely was Liu Qi (Emperor Jing)'s uncle. I didn't get to be Emperor, why the hell would you? If you can be Emperor, so can I. So he rebelled, joined by a bunch of brothers and uncles, the Seven State Rebellion, causing great havoc to the dynasty.After the rebellion was over, the Emperor thought: everybody wants to sit on this chair I have my ass on. But who is the biggest threat? The Emperor thought. My uncles. My brothers. My nephews. Even my sons! Why  are they the biggest threat? Well as I said, because they are all Liu. My surname's Yuan, if I took the throne, that would be usurpation. Yuan Shu wanted to grab the throne, then Cao Cao rose against him and he was fucked. But hey, if I'm Liu, family of the Emperor, if he gets the throne I can have it too. If we talk about the bloodline I've an even closer relative to the previous Emperor!So from the Han Dynasty onwards, the biggest object of concern of the Emperors were all these uncles. The Emperor had to control all these paternal relatives. What to do? From the Han Dynasty onwards, they established a principle: titles without fiefs. The old Zhou Dynasty had this feudalism system, with princes and their fiefs. Starting with the Han Dynasty, the nobles had titles but no fiefs. I name you the Prince of Qi, but don't get uppity now. You have no power over the land of Qi, at most you're a big landlord over there, with some land and money. But you'll have no say over the administration or the military in Qi.Fast forward to the Ming and Qing dynasties, they got this new idea. Giving country names to Princes makes it easy for them to get vain. If I name a Prince of Qi then he gest this idea the land of Qi is his. What if he rebels? So starting in the late Ming era, all through the Qing, prince titles stopped using country or dynasty names. They started using fancy names. The Prince of Happiness, Prince of Reverence, Prince of Courtesy, etc. So princes now stopped using country names, lest they got the wrong idea.So yeah you're a Prince, but you have no real power. If you have a title of Prince, but no real job in the court, well you're just some big landlord. And your life isn't as nice and leisurely as that of a normal landlord. Why? Because this Emperor relative of yours is constantly watching you. In Beijing there's several tombs of the Han era. They found them recently, and TV went on to broadcast the whole thing, but they had to stop at the middle. No way to show that on TV. Why? There was nothing inside it, not even the gravestone, all stolen. People suspect that in one of these tombs there's the body of Liu Dan, Prince of Yan.How did he die? The Annals of History say that during the celebrations of Spring, he showed the appearance of an Emperor. That's all. The guy was in Beijing, far away from the Emperor in Xi'An. So he thought hey the mountains are high, the emperor is far away, I'll just show off a bit, he'll never know. Just that. Ok. The princedom Chancellor, who was there sent by the Emperor to watch on the Prince, sent a text to the Emperor,  "this Liu Dan kid is getting uppity, see this pic as proof", and sent an MMS to the Emperor. Immediately a courier rode from Chang An with a small bottle of poison, commanding Liu Dan to kill himself. And he just had this moment of vanity, he hadn't rebelled. So Liu Dan had to kill himself, but his son got to inherit his title. But had he rebelled? Oh that's fucked. His whole family would be wiped out from the face of the earth.During the Ming Dynasty, all Princes were forbidden from staying in Beijing. Once they got named Princes, they had to beat it, quick, can't stay in Beijing. And once you reached your destination, it wasn't that different from being in prison. Can't move 20km from your palace. Wanna go hunting? OK, can't move further than 20 km from the city. Bureaucrats will protect you. Well they say they will protect you, you know what they're actually doing. Every day they come visit to drink tea with ya. Any new kids in the family? How are your household goods? Anything missing? Something new? A new blade perhaps? Got a spear hiding somewhere? Some gunpowder?You're an Imperial Prince, but your mother didn't come with you. Your mother is an imperial concubine. So the Imperial concubine dies in Beijing, your mother died. You wanna go to Beijing and attend the funeral. No fucking way, don't even think about it. Asking your Emperor brother or uncle is like asking to be killed. Unless, there's one chance, the Emperor is your full brother. Same mother. Or if your relation with the Emperor is really good. Then he might allow you to go to the capital and pay your respects. But during the Ming Dynasty, the rule was that to pay your respects in Beijing you could only get up to Lugou Bridge (the outter limit of the city). It's not like you can enter Beijing, get into the Forbidden City and attend the funeral. No way. Wanna get around the body? Nope. All you can do is go to Lugou bridge, cry looking at the capital, and get the fuck out. Yeah yeah your voice is big enough, your mother heard you, now out.The Qing Dynasty was the exact opposite of the Ming. The Ming forced the princes out of the capital, the Qing Dynasty forced them to stay in Beijing. If you see today in Beijing there's lots of prince palaces, and that's because they couldn't leave the city. The Qing Dynasty had much fewer princes than the Ming, so they kept them in the capital. Unless you had a job in the administration, a simple Prince in the Qing dynasty could not go out of the second ring road. Can't get out, if you leave your cousin the Emperor will miss you so much. So stay in your small city please. So these people cried, those unfortunate born at the imperial family.

So no Aristocracy in China. The Imperial Princes of China are quite lucky compared to those of the Turkish House of Osman, who were subject to a ritual game of Battle Royale and killed each other until only one was left. Monarchy is a high-stakes game, and high-stakes games get nasty very fast. Especially when the institution of the Harem more or less guarantees Elite Overproduction of the worst sort.

European royalty didn't suffer of same problem because enforced monogamy barely produced enough heirs to maintain the dynasty. Which produced a different, perhaps even worse result: international wars of succession, a distinctly European phenomenon.

In Chinese history, the aim of strengthening the power of the Emperor was focused mostly on dismantling the nobility, which was achieved by developing a permanent bureaucracy in its place.

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  • Well that's not exactly watertight proof there, even though I already agree with the gist of what you're saying. Where's the pic from btw? Considering the sex ratio within the rationalist community, it seems that part of their raison d'etre is to develop rationalizations why a polyandric relationship model isn't that bad after all, and why droning around a few loose girls in the hopes that it might be YOUR dick getting wet the next time she goes on a coke binge is a viable mating strategy. I would have passed all of this as something those silly Americans do that we'll copy 20 years from now, except that I've seen traces of this among the more 'edgy' and 'avant-garde' tech geeks here in Finland as well. One of them told me he's becoming a father, except that he's not - he's just in a relationship with a woman with a man who's the father of the child. Among others, autogynephilia seems to be all the rage, I suspect partly as an innate perversion, partly as a coping mechanism.

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    • Come on, that's all I could get with my mad Google skillz. There's lots of text proof if you go into their archives, which I won't do. Pic I got from Patri Friedman's blog. Some wedding of theirs. I quit trolling on my 18th birthday but I had to say something at this self-congratulatory ritual of theirs. And yes, it's a coping mechanism. Which they shouldn't need to do if they didn't try to become an endogamic cult. I get it, society sucks, nobody likes nerds, they call you names and don't call you to their parties. You wanna make your own parties. Sure, we all like Exit. But Exit doesn't mean you get to use your high IQ to make up a new morality to justify all the fucked up things you do to make do in your new community. It reminds me of Greg Cochran's story of the African tribe where boys get a parasite which makes their penises bleed. The whole tribe calls is male menstruation and its celebrated with a big ritual.

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      • Jesus Christ, these Less Wrong people are irritating. Is there a charity I can donate to yet that will build Roko's Basilisk?

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      • But Exit doesn’t mean you get to use your high IQ to make up a new morality to justify all the fucked up things you do to make do in your new community.

        Sounds like Nietzsche criticizing the origin of Christian 'Slave Morality' in Antichrist. Morality as coping mechanism. The thread at Scott's polyamory post is epically long - over 250 comments. The major recurrent 'argument' seems to be variations on 'why should you care?'

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        • I think I made a good point there, that implausible claims about human nature naturally bother me.

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          • High IQ people can convince themselves of anything if sufficiently motivated.

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            • I'd change that to sufficiently reinforced. I wanted to escape into my world of fantasy too, but I didn't have a world of like minded friends to reinforce my deviancy. Reality was always a close presence which I couldn't ignore, irregardless to how fast my hamster run.

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              • You're right. People get id drift or fantasy drift without social-pressure as course correction. But if you can construct a social scene then you can reify the fantasy within the cult bubble. If your bubble grows big enough you take over normalcy. Progressivism is sufficient social reinforcement to ignore reality for most people. It helps if you have a way of making hypocrisy / revealed preferences (self segregation into homogeneous neighborhoods) someone else's fault.

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              • And are proved unfit to govern, advisors at best in low concentrations of toxicity.

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          • I just read that whole comment thread, and I have to say spandrell, you were doing God's work there. I didn't notice the hyper-rational overmen doing any "steelmanning" in that argument! So the big guru Yudkowsky himself is "poly," right? I don't know which is more horrifying, that or the Basilisk. I don't mean to say he's ugly and the thought of him doing the deed with multiple women disgusts me, but rather that this extremely intelligent man, who has made more serious effort to be rational than almost anyone, ends up using his smarts to rationalize his big-man polygamy.

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            • It was pretty surreal, I didn't know things like that existed. The US is a really weird place. And I'm pretty well traveled! But yes, this rings more true every day: http://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/15/arts/people-argue-just-to-win-scholars-assert.html?pagewanted=all&\_r=0 Yudkowsky wouldn't be ugly if he wasn't that fat, and given his clout he could get a pretty hot and smart babe to marry and have babies with. But no, he'd rather run a swingers club and bang lots of fatties. Patri Friedman got a hot redhead, had a baby with her and recently announced he's out of the swinger thing. Of course the rest of the cult called him a self-interested asshole, but he made the right call.

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              • SA linked to Friedman's post saying he didn't want to be a swinger anymore, and I don't remember if it was in the original or the link thread (or both) that several commenters were pointing out that Friedman's criticisms of the lifestyle sounded suspiciously like Enemy arguments against it, therefore they must be wrong. The endless analysis of relationships and emotions and how everybody's feeling seems to occupy quite a bit more of the practitioners' time and energy than actual sex. I think this may actually be what the non-Big Men get out of such arrangements. Maybe that's why Heinlein's editor didn't axe all the tedious poly-drama in Time Enough for Love--fanservice?

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                • Yes that's a good point. For all their super IQ and AI worship, instead of finding the cure for cancer they like to talk about Love and what would the AI do about Love and how to protect Love from the Robots. Sounds like one of those EST rituals.

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                • You get fatties but you might also get someone like Julia Galef from time to time. Some would find that a good arrangement. Though I would surmise that any 7s, 8s, 9s would disproportionately allocate time to sexual encounters with the tribal leader (i.e. Yudkowsky) and the good-looking males.

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                  • That's the question I asked that everybody refused to answer. Who are the hot babes sleeping with? Is Julia Galef a swinger too?

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              • There’s lots of text proof if you go into their archives, which I won’t do. Well, I started skimming that link from your comment and was just about to return here and reply with something along the lines "Hell no. When you gaze too long into faggotry, faggotry gazes into you." when I noticed this comment from one of their residents: Gay pride parades are not meant to look appealing to the public. They are are a way of gloatingly intimidating the public to accept your self-rule. I say that as the greatest compliment. Gotta appreciate the honesty, at least. This is no longer even tangentially related to your original post, but I find it encouraging that we're starting to see the homo lobby show their true colors lately. "gloatingly intimidating the public to accept your self-rule" is a better distillation of the gay pride phenomenon that I as an impartial hater could ever come up with. We'll see what happens in the near future as the American Manifest Destiny of the 21st century seems to mostly consist of making sure that there's an annual pride parade happening in Moscow and Belgrade. In Soviet Russia, you haze faggotry. Back to topic. Way back when LW/OC was readable, Yudkowski wrote an article where he drew an analogy on cults becoming more fanatic after events that contradict their worldview (only the true believers remain) and the formation of Bose-Einstein condensate where only gradually lower energy particles remain and eventually form a supercold condensate mass. While the model was aiming to describe the effect of large cognitive catastrophes on a collective mind, and how a core of ever more fanatical fanatics will remain afterwards, I think it applies to at least some ideological communities as well. The rationalists at least. What started as a forum for systematically-oriented atypical high-IQ people writing about our natural psychological misconceptions has become just another cult with their own peculiar ways and taboos (of which they are rightly proud of, just as they should expect themselves to be). Years ago, someone wrote about the same thing happening to the PUA community. The normal ones who wanted to get a fulfilling relationship or a family - or even just a reliable girlfriend - had left and had no need to contribute any more, which left only the increasingly marginal sex addicts, harem builders and spergy approachbots remaining. Which further slanted the community focus towards their preferences. The longer you are with someone, the less applicability PUA stuff has. You don't need to neglect replying to your wife when she texts you with an urgent issue at the middle of your work day just because you've sent the last 3 messages before that and you want to "avoid seeming too eager" or to "give the impression that you have plenty of interests besides her". You don't "dump the bitch" just because she has a nasty case of PMS this month.

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                • That post is funny.

                  My own theory of Internet moderation is that you have to be willing to exclude trolls and spam to get a conversation going. You must even be willing to exclude kindly but technically uninformed folks from technical mailing lists if you want to get any work done. A genuinely open conversation on the Internet degenerates fast. It's the articulate trolls that you should be wary of ejecting, on this theory—they serve the hidden function of legitimizing less extreme disagreements.

                  Heh. I wonder what happened with that. Also interesting how they got leftist entryists even in transhumanist newsgroups. I mean wtf.

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            • "Which produced a different, perhaps even worse result: international wars of succession, a distinctly European phenomenon.' The limited and almost constant warfare of the European states was the driving force behind European success.

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              • Is there anything monogamy can't do?

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                • One of the first things Mao did was institute monogamy for the regular people(elites are different story). Men not being able to find wives was a constant source of instability in Chinese history.

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              • If you translated this perhaps you might send it to YT's channel so they can CC it for us monologs!

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                • Is your problem with polyamory is the polyandry part not the polygamy part? Polygamy is the natural and de facto system while mongamy is a nominal social constraint for social stability, so nothing to be deluded about.

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                  • Polygyny and polyandry where they exist are always exclusive, and reflect a balance of power or an old-age Malthusian law on who should have babies with whom. This guys are running swingers club where both sides are encouraged to have multiple sexual partners at the same time. All in the name of not treating people as property and using rationality to overcome caveman jealousy blabla. But yeah to the extent that the women aren't sharing men to avoid too much population growth in the Himalayan valleys, the idea that women can be attracted to more than one man at the same time does require extraordinary evidence.

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                    • So if they don't do the rationalization, and just say they are willing to handle a bit jealousy in exchange for sex and emotion variety and excitement, you won't call them delusional?

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                    • Some women can. Not that many really feel strong attraction to more than one man, but some percentage, maybe 10% or fewer, do. More than that number can successfully participate in polyandrous arrangements, because women don't need to be that attracted to a man to open their legs for him if they're getting something else out of the deal.

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                  • I read the entire comment thread on Polyamory. Hilarious stuff Spandrell. "Pics or STFU" is in fact a pretty damn good argument. However, I'm really glad nobody used it against Moldbug...

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                    • Moldbug is afaik a regular family man, and has never made any implausible claims about sex.

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                      • This is partly a test of some WordPress stuff, and partly a response. Your response wasn't that good, and you failed to respond to a fairly strong point made by some commenters: Humans are diverse. Some fraction of women (I'd estimate it at less than 10% of white, middle-class Americans) *are* psychologically able to maintain a strong attraction to more than one man. I suspect that the proportion increases among the more intelligent and more conscientious, because those are the ones more clearly able to examine the causes of their emotional reactions, and deal with them or change them, even without the mind-hacking tricks that the Rationalist Community loves so much. The better argument (which you didn't press very well, though asdf did somewhat) is that proselytizing for polyamory is harmful because most women can't do it without psychological damage, and that harm is both to the community at large, and to the community of polyamorists, because of the number of people who will enter that community even though they're not suitable for it who will spread their drama around in bad ways. Another argument to make is that when there aren't relatively strong legal and/or social strictures against general polygamy, one doesn't get widespread polyamory, but widespread polygyny. Sure - I know a number of MFM triads and relationships, but I live in the Bay Area (in a subculture which tolerates polyamory pretty well, and has very little crossover with the LW community, even though EY lives 15 miles away). But I know that (having observed the BDSM community, and knowing Mormons) that the vast majority of polygamous relationships if polygamy becomes more accepted will be either polygynous, or a sort of ghetto-culture free-floating pool of hookups and transient pair bonds; both of which, in large numbers, are bad for society.

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                        • . Some fraction of women (I’d estimate it at less than 10% of white, middle-class Americans) *are* psychologically able to maintain a strong attraction to more than one man.

                          Any evidence on that? Besides the subculture you live in. Humans are surely diverse, you also get BSDMs and cuckold fetishes. But those aren't normal. And that was the claim of the post, that it's all just *so* normal and nice and warm. The only real argument is that you don't mess with monogamy. We've been doing it for millennia, for a reason. End of the story. If you prioritize your feeling good, next you end up calling your girlfriend "ze". It's a slippery slope if there ever was one.

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                    • [] written extensively about monarchy. And for good reason. We’re all here in great part because we share our criticism, or at []

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